Hello, fellow troublemaker! I hear you wish to cause disorder without doing anything one could task you with. Such difficulty! Through our program's superior search and observation methods we have found the perfect solution for the domesticated pest. Just follow these simple steps and see what chaos unfolds!
1. Find a class in which serious people attend. Academic settings are recommended, but not required.
2. Sit in one place the first day of class.
3. Observe where other people sit and pick out the most annoying ones.
4. Next day pick an entirely different seat where someone you'd enjoy annoying sat.
5. Enjoy the entirely free entertainment of having people scramble for chairs and have to re-arrange their lives due to your genius chair displacement.
Viva la disorder!
I must try this!
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